Like host a party at the MGM Grand West Republic in Las Vegas, of course.

Gosselin is reportedly going to be in town over the weekend of August 29th for a fashion show. Surely you’ve by now heard that he’s teamed up with his favorite designer, Ed Hardy, to create a new line. He’s pretty fond of promoting the new line, through wearing Ed Hardy clothing, but someone might want to let their publicists know that I don’t think that’s working too well for them.

If anything, seeing this class A, “stand up guy” in the clothes just makes me shudder a bit.

“A rep for Wet Republic confirmed “the newly single Gosselin will indulge in an afternoon under the sun with friends, fans and hundreds of bikini-clad partygoers.”

Jon and wife Kate announced their split in June, but he has since been spotted with 20-something blondes Hailey Glassman and Kate Major.”

Pretty soon, Jon and Kate and their eight will be a blip on the television and gossip radar, but unfortunately for them, I think their next premiere will be in the therapist’s office.