Weekend News. On Monday.

So, you went out and did stuff offline this weekend. You had an actual life. And now you’re here wondering if you missed anything good while you were busy having your beautiful life, and you expect me to keep you up to date, don’t you? Well, kids, you’re in luck. I don’t actually have a life, so I can fill you in on some of the latest news.

~Marge Simpson is going to appear in Playboy (on the …