Britney Spears Reads The Top Ten List for David Letterman

Britney Spears read the Top 10 List on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night from an undisclosed location. She appeared in a very small black string bikini with a large flower in her hair and read the top ten “ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were president”.

She did well reading each punch line (some of which were puzzling, like “Free pie for everybody”) but was fidgeting, which led Dave to quip, “let’s see how many times …